The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself
Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important
Mate 2: your college interview
Mate 1: what?
Mate:2: ahaha stoned!
Mate 1:my bus is gone!
by BombayBonghits October 09, 2010
whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.
I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.
by Corporal_Clegg December 08, 2009
What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
by OGKilluh13 September 09, 2013
Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud)
community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40
dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack
this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so
worthwhile
that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have
everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly
pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking
in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic.
Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my

friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my
friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land
but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so
stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I
took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty
useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.

So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)
I have only been stoned once, but it was way better than being high.

Derek and I got stoned off his bong and three grams of weed.

Stoned Can also mean to get rocks thrown at you by rioting villagers, but that
is way to violent for a stoner.
by CaliStoner420 February 18, 2009
the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying
i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for
by k0o47 February 27, 2008
When you get really high by having people throw stones at you
Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head
by Swagmer October 19, 2014
When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)
by Abraham101 March 20, 2013

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