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being under the influence of any drug
dude im so stoned, i cant even walk
by stoner March 19, 2005
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brain scramble
oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!
by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003
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wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up
"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"
by capron April 09, 2004
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V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.
dude: skeet niggy! that nigga just got stoned!!
by dave matt June 13, 2007
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The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.
"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned"

"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."
by DTB Entertainment October 06, 2007
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When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.
'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'
by ->shaun<- October 03, 2003
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