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whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.
I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.
by Corporal_Clegg December 08, 2009
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1.
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
by j-dog April 21, 2003
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2.
The ultimate state of mind.
Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.
by SuperSonicX June 03, 2005
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3.
To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.
I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.
by scoburn July 29, 2003
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4.
the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.
1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2. ------------
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"
by Cori <3 May 26, 2005
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a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...
See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.
by DW April 04, 2004
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6.
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.
I'm stoned. go away

I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.

wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?
by yummy mustard February 12, 2006
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7.
The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
I'm fine stoned.
by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004
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