Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.
'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'
Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.
I did really bad on the stoich test.
A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.
Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.
Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"
a stoich is a magical creature that likes to be pet behind it's 4meter stick that is attached (magically!) to its back.
it's also a stork.
oh my gosh their a stoich in my boot!!!