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2.
Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick
'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'
by Cap'n Geech February 06, 2009
 
1.
Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.
I did really bad on the stoich test.
by My name January 22, 2005
 
3.
(Pronounced "stoysh")

A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.

Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.
Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"
by ajose November 27, 2007
 
4.
a bitchy, uptight girl
that babe is too stoich
by mp December 26, 2003
 
5.
a stoich is a magical creature that likes to be pet behind it's 4meter stick that is attached (magically!) to its back.
it's also a stork.
oh my gosh their a stoich in my boot!!!
by conrizzle von jeffinstein January 30, 2005