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A fairly decent little town, with an exceptionally high crime rate, and probably the drug capital of the state. SF and Santa Cruz have more stoners per capita than Stockton, but we've got twice the amount of crackheads, heroin addicts, coke fiends, and meth heads than anyone. For the most part though, so long as you stay away from the south side and schools like bear creek, franklin, or stagg, you'll be ok. The University of the Pacific is Stockton's local university, and surprisingly one of the best universities in the country. Stockton is also home to St. Mary's, a school that is full of primarily wealthy white people, however the racial balance of the school has shifted to primarily black over the last few years, which is weird because finding a wealthy black guy in stockton is like finding a poor jew in Florida. Although I went there, and I'm poor as shit, so i suppose you dont need too much money. In any case, Stockton also is home to one of the largest inland trading ports in the country, even though our main export is asparagus, go figure right? It is also impossible to live in Stockton and not be a little bit racist. Whites dont feel safe due to the large number of drug fiends and general thiefs that are black, and black people dont feel safe because of the corrupt white police officers. Asians and Mexicans just sort of float around the middle, generally talking shit on "the man" until 13 black guys jump them for being in the wrong area of town, then they go running to the police for help.

Thats right, I just said all of that.

Alot of people from the Bay Area decided that drugs that fuck up your mind and body were cool, and created the Hyphie movement about 30 years ago, which has now reached Stockton and the majority of high school kids have bought into it, having no idea what they are doing. This is partly what surged Stockton's crime rate, was the majority of bay area rappers and gang members that were drawn to Stockton for its current level of shittiness and decided to make it even worse.

However, beneath all the turmoil Stockton is a fairly creative town, giving birth to many up and coming music artists such as Icarus Jones, The Second String Quintet, The Guitanos, Greyspace, DJ noshame, and more. The Hip Hop scene in recent years has exploded with a flurry of incredibly talented artists who take hip hop back to what it used to be. Back when lyricism and message mattered more than bitches and ho's. For the most part, Stockton is a very historic and culturally rich city, with much to offer for those looking for talent and beauty, but as stated before, just stay the hell away from the south side.
guy on stage: Who out here is from stockton tonight! i am!

woman in audience: thats nothing to be proud of!

guy on stage: its nothing to be ashamed of either!
by King K. Rool August 06, 2008
A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
That dude is a total Stockton.
by Stockton_McEpic March 13, 2013
Wannabe gang infested town. Even though the crime rate is high, a lot of people from this town are creative in the music scene. Not talking about the whack rappers that talk about drugs, hoes, cars, and money. But the people who actually have some common sense and try to do better for the town. Also, a bunch of wannabe gangsters are proud of our crime rate, which is pretty much known to be for...Jumping/Robbing innocent folk. But, if you are actually looking for a good time in Stockton...Don't bother, you won't fine one here. Also, people think it's fun to smoke dope, and lots of it. Also, a bunch of wannabe hyphy people infest the town. Which a lot of them don't get...This is the Valley, if you wanna be Hyphy go to the Bay.
Welcome to Stockton, sorry we can't help you right now. Somebody was just shot!
by wtfkeid August 12, 2009
To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!

I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
by Kate, Joe, and Kyle October 18, 2007
Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.
Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.
by B- Didy March 31, 2004
A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
Carrie: Hey, where are you guys from?
Carrie: California?
Abi:No. Uh, Missouri.
by Big City Dreams December 22, 2011
Grand Rapids, MI metal/ hard rock band. They like to party and put on one hell of a show.
Aint no party like a Stockton party.

Stockton parties more than the amount of coke your parents did in the 80's.

Stockton? The city? No the BAMFS from the 616.
by THEKG5000 August 24, 2010
The baddest city outside the Bay. Fuck the rest, if you can roll in Stockton, then you belong here. The place where everyone's getting high and causing a scene. Highest National Violent Crime Rate in the NATION? REP IT! We run The Valley, fuck we're taking over the West Coast (THE BEST COAST)cuddie! So don't mess with our shit becuse we can blow your mind in a weak ass amount of time. We don't mess around here in the 209!

"Hey where you from?"

"Stockton bitch!

"Ooohhh, my bad.
by Amii Rajk July 10, 2008