A fairly decent little town, with an exceptionally high crime rate, and probably the drug capital of the state. SF and Santa Cruz have more stoners per capita than Stockton, but we've got twice the amount of crackheads, heroin addicts, coke fiends, and meth heads than anyone. For the most part though, so long as you stay away from the south side and schools like bear creek, franklin, or stagg, you'll be ok. The University of the Pacific is Stockton's local university, and surprisingly one of the best universities in the country. Stockton is also home to St. Mary's, a school that is full of primarily wealthy white people, however the racial balance of the school has shifted to primarily black over the last few years, which is weird because finding a wealthy black guy in stockton is like finding a poor jew in Florida. Although I went there, and I'm poor as shit, so i suppose you dont need too much money. In any case, Stockton also is home to one of the largest inland trading ports in the country, even though our main export is asparagus, go figure right? It is also impossible to live in Stockton and not be a little bit racist. Whites dont feel safe due to the large number of drug fiends and general thiefs that are black, and black people dont feel safe because of the corrupt white police officers. Asians and Mexicans just sort of float around the middle, generally talking shit on "the man" until 13 black guys jump them for being in the wrong area of town, then they go running to the police for help.

Thats right, I just said all of that.

Alot of people from the Bay Area decided that drugs that fuck up your mind and body were cool, and created the Hyphie movement about 30 years ago, which has now reached Stockton and the majority of high school kids have bought into it, having no idea what they are doing. This is partly what surged Stockton's crime rate, was the majority of bay area rappers and gang members that were drawn to Stockton for its current level of shittiness and decided to make it even worse.

However, beneath all the turmoil Stockton is a fairly creative town, giving birth to many up and coming music artists such as Icarus Jones, The Second String Quintet, The Guitanos, Greyspace, DJ noshame, and more. The Hip Hop scene in recent years has exploded with a flurry of incredibly talented artists who take hip hop back to what it used to be. Back when lyricism and message mattered more than bitches and ho's. For the most part, Stockton is a very historic and culturally rich city, with much to offer for those looking for talent and beauty, but as stated before, just stay the hell away from the south side.
guy on stage: Who out here is from stockton tonight! i am!

woman in audience: thats nothing to be proud of!

guy on stage: its nothing to be ashamed of either!
by King K. Rool August 06, 2008
A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
That dude is a total Stockton.
by Stockton_McEpic March 13, 2013
the baddest ass city in california
we will blow your mind in seconds. cool people from scene to gangsta! if you live on the south side THATS WHERE ITS AT! north you got the mall south you got the movie theater
damn its awesome.

we have the coolest black people
ghettoest white people
smartest asians
sexiest mexicans

we all watch things like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 2
we like to dance and have fun

aint no party like a stockton party!
Scene girl 1: Damn where we headed?
Scene guy 1: Oh yeah *puts on his coolest shoes
Gangsta guy: Oh yeah scene kids lets roll muthafuckas
IN THEE sexy 209
by SceneBettyWhitex March 07, 2011
To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!

I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
by Kate, Joe, and Kyle October 18, 2007
Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.
Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.
by B- Didy March 31, 2004
A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
Carrie: Hey, where are you guys from?
Carrie: California?
Abi:No. Uh, Missouri.
by Big City Dreams December 22, 2011
Grand Rapids, MI metal/ hard rock band. They like to party and put on one hell of a show.
Aint no party like a Stockton party.

Stockton parties more than the amount of coke your parents did in the 80's.

Stockton? The city? No the BAMFS from the 616.
by THEKG5000 August 24, 2010
A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 04, 2011

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