To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''