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To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.
"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"
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Something you love to pick at, but are proud to have.
I have a Stitch on my arm.
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n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.
"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"
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Someone who constantly lies and exaggerates the truth,
count of duke to tell a false story, what a stitch
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Cold hard cash. money oil gold
1.Man, i want to see that movie but i ain't got no stitch.

2. That chick just wanted my stitch.
by shaun farrell April 03, 2006
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derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch
In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.
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To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.
Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.
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