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1.
Stirls
A young male who is an incredibly talented Aussie hip hop artist, has a knack for locking his keys in his car and is a pretty good skater. He is kind, loving and caring. Stirls gets the girls, he is loved very dearly and props go out to him.
Stirls gets the girls... I'm totally a stirls.
Day-yum that fly boi is fiiiine, such a stirls. I'd shake it like a Polaroid picture for him.
by Kathykells August 20, 2010
 
2.
To catch one's scrotum in their denim pants zipper
"Arrrrgh!"
"Whats the matter bro? Did you stirl youself again?"
by ljtvl May 27, 2008