2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.
2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!