The baddest motherfucka ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking your bad knee repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess a random black man from across the street, has sexual relations with this mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with an ax. He does not seem to care much about beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.
"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."
"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"
(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"