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A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
#preacher #calf's ass #stiff #stiffer #a stiff #dead body #bestiality #anal sex #rigor mortis
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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