Let me begin explaining with a little song...

Ohhh.... If you have a vagina, penis, mangina, or anything in between (even if your asian). You know what a mess them genitals can make.
YOU NEED A ROLLER, A STICKY ROLLER!
The sticky wicky is perfict for cleaning up all hair, dust, lint, even jizz! Small or BIG messes!!
It is Reusable for use again, and again, and again, and AGAIN!
It has patented rotating grip action... for tough handeling!!

... So remeber before you jizz.. YOU NEED A ROLLER, A STICKY ROLLER!!!