Rick Pitino: "Because I pulled a Sticky Ricky."
Attorney: "What? What is that? Please explain to the court."
Rick Pitino: "I spilled my load down the front of my $6000 suit pants before I could move around to unload on her leathery breasts. So the kid ain't mine."
Attorney: "Whoa, wait a second. You only penetrated her for 15 seconds, and yet still managed to ejaculate on yourself?"
Rick Pitino: "Yes."
2. The name of the person who first devised and performed the above act.
2. Did you hear that Sticky Ricky and Spinny Dave were at Drunken Bridge Hill last night?
In Honor of Ricky Orrill a.k.a dick orrill hehehe aka stickyricky=]