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The Stick of Justice is a broom handle with an attached dildo on the end used to thrust into enemy asses. The act of thrusting is called justice. To obtain a Stick of Justice you must climb the mountain of Purity and retrieve the golden dildo then you must travel to the far East Sea and find the Island of brooms and retrieve a broom. For assembly you can contact your local court.
I was using the Stick of Justice last night to put evil to justice.
by Vlam December 20, 2010

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