|1.||Steven Hawking's death ray|
When you are looking at a cute baby, its skin starts to rip off, yells "BOOLEAN!", and morphs into Steven Hawking. At this time, his glasses will start hovering in the air and him and his glasses will do a funky jig while mustering the power of a force known only to Steven Hawking, and will destroy humanity.
Man, I was sitting in the park yesterday, and suddenly out of nowhere this baby just became janky and Steven Hawking's death ray laid down the law.