The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.
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(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.
"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."
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Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.

Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.

Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.

Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."

Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"

Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
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Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 November 23, 2007
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Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
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The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
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Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.

Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.

As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.
by iDWiA739 October 07, 2011
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