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Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
by Mike Esco August 17, 2008
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The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.
Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.
by JustinIsNotCool February 04, 2009
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Officially the AntiChrist. The CEO and Co-founder of a company that is pure Evil bent on taking over the world.

Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs

Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
by ZZ1205 August 17, 2008
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The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 01, 2007
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Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.
A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"

B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."
by ckoowh March 06, 2010
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To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.
"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."
by Chiens May 26, 2008
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Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.
Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!
by Jacquarda May 13, 2012
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