sophie stephens 

A wild cultchie from Enniskillen who sells nudes on her sc n proper thinks she’s great but in reality is the biggest stinker ever to exsist. She dances in the middle of town and surprisingly didn’t make everyone vomit. Her and @ScarletKHL think they truely are THE SHIT!

Sophie Stephens is a slag.

sophie stephens by Cry me a river xxx July 9, 2019

Sammy Stephens 

Owner of the infamous Flea Market Montgomery and creator of the Flea Market Rap. After being glorified on Youtube and the Ellen Degeneres show, he achieved god-like status and now watches over the internets.

Flea Market... Montgomery... it's just like... it's just like... a Mini... MALL! - Sammy Stephens

Sammy Stephens by Rikus August 14, 2007

Neal Stephenson

One of the greatest scientific and historic authors ever. Written novels based on the development of modern science, mathmatics and cryptography.

Neal Stephenson's best books are:
Cryptonomicon
The Baroque Cycle

Neal Stephenson by crazy_ivan45 September 12, 2005

Stephenie Meyer 

The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".

"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."

*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"

Stephenie Meyer by MadeiraCakeForLife July 9, 2009

Stephenie Meyer 

A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.

A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!

Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.

A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!

Stephenie Meyer by Light and Takori-senpai May 1, 2009

Stephenie Meyer 

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.

Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .

Stephenie Meyer by Sympilton October 28, 2008

The Dr. Stephenson 

A specialty sex move in which the man proceeds to stand as straight as possible, similar to a tree and the female attempts to climb him and repeatably falls back on to his branch.

Dude, I was totally giving my girlfriend the Dr. Stephenson last night and she nearly broke my branch.

The Dr. Stephenson by Honest_Abe120 March 3, 2011