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One of the worst women ever to exist. You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality. A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel. Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own. The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!" Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her. Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!
Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far! Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better. |
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A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:
Dazzle Chagrin Sparkle etc. . . |
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Possibly one of the worst writers I've ever heard of. She is the author of a bestselling series called "Twilight" that was turned in to an extremely corny and poorly acted movie that was actually rather hilarious.
Read the first page of Twilight and you can tell that she uses a Thesaurus to replace boring words with random, non-flowing fluffy ones. Her books also have no purpose what so ever though I will admit they are mildly entertaining especial if you read them to find their cheesiness. The Vampire Academy is a really good modern vampire story (IMO) that you can read instead Twilight Fangal- OMFG Stephenie Meyer is AH-MAZ-ING!
Me- Ugh Twilight was one of the most poorly written books ever. Twilight Fangal- NO IT WAS NOT! LOOK @ TAHT GR8 VOCAB! Me- If she HAD to use a thesaurus she should have at least made it sound more natural. *Burns book in disgust* |
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A professional fan fiction writer Interview with Stephenie Meyer:
Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there? A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!! |
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The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance". "Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!" |
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A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction. A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked. A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA! |
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see pedophile the other day i was chillen with my little brother and stephenie meyer like kidnapped him and raped him
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founder and creator The 5th Reich of society. She made the Twilight Nazi Party (TNP)and TY(Twilight Youth) which brainwashes anyone into her cult society. She claims o be better then the great Mr King in writing when in reality she is a Hitler of today's standard. Her movies are only hits because fans go in the movies and re watch them over and over.Hopefully the end of the world could come at anytime which can put this all to rest and end this cult. Stephenie Meyer could go die in sunlight with her sparkles in the sunligt to save us all and let jesus take all the non fans to heaven or else we will all be in hell
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