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Most common opinions on Twilight and its author: Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following. Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series. Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap. Stephenie Meyer's name is spelled after her father's, Stephen. She often goes by "Steph."
Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga. |
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A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:
Dazzle Chagrin Sparkle etc. . . |
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Possibly one of the worst writers I've ever heard of. She is the author of a bestselling series called "Twilight" that was turned in to an extremely corny and poorly acted movie that was actually rather hilarious.
Read the first page of Twilight and you can tell that she uses a Thesaurus to replace boring words with random, non-flowing fluffy ones. Her books also have no purpose what so ever though I will admit they are mildly entertaining especial if you read them to find their cheesiness. The Vampire Academy is a really good modern vampire story (IMO) that you can read instead Twilight Fangal- OMFG Stephenie Meyer is AH-MAZ-ING!
Me- Ugh Twilight was one of the most poorly written books ever. Twilight Fangal- NO IT WAS NOT! LOOK @ TAHT GR8 VOCAB! Me- If she HAD to use a thesaurus she should have at least made it sound more natural. *Burns book in disgust* |
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A professional fan fiction writer Interview with Stephenie Meyer:
Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there? A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!! |
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The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance". "Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!" |
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A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction. A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked. A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA! |
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see pedophile the other day i was chillen with my little brother and stephenie meyer like kidnapped him and raped him
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founder and creator The 5th Reich of society. She made the Twilight Nazi Party (TNP)and TY(Twilight Youth) which brainwashes anyone into her cult society. She claims o be better then the great Mr King in writing when in reality she is a Hitler of today's standard. Her movies are only hits because fans go in the movies and re watch them over and over.Hopefully the end of the world could come at anytime which can put this all to rest and end this cult. Stephenie Meyer could go die in sunlight with her sparkles in the sunligt to save us all and let jesus take all the non fans to heaven or else we will all be in hell
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