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Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.
Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
by James Johnson November 22, 2005
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The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn May 30, 2006
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1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness
There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.
by CMurr February 27, 2006
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He is America. (And so can you!)
"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"
by njm222 September 20, 2009
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I tried having Stephen Colbert's baby but I couldn't carry something with balls that big to term.
Stephen Colbert is GOD.
by Calvinandhobbes September 01, 2008
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Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.
Hell, if Stephen Colbert ran, I would vote for him over any of these yahoo's. He cant tell a lie.
by The Big Tipper November 09, 2007
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1. The best news anchor in the history of TIME!! Hosts the Colbert Report on comedy central. Also kown as Stephen T. Colbert.

2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.
1. "The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!"-Stephen Colbert.

2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.
by whipyouwithawetnoodle September 17, 2009
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