Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.
The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.
Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
Stephenie Meyer is most known for writing the Twilight Saga, and ninety-five percent of Urban Dictionary writers love to flame her, the remaining five percent praising her like she's their only reason to live.
See Stephenie Meyer. I recommend you read my indifferent definition which should probably be posted by the time you read this.
ScreennameMadeToSoundLikeNinja: I don't really give a damn, but if you're going to flame her try to get her name right.