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The act of finding oneself in a place with no recollection of how one got there, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."
"Dude, I was so drunk last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"Must have been stellaportation man."
by Gordon Bombay Jr February 13, 2008