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Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave... You might even fight a nigga or 2! Very expensive..... Loved by black people such as myself. stella artois! My way of life! Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him.. Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella??? Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour! |
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Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too. Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.
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reassuringly expensive
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Wife beating juice.
Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly. Still easily the nicest lager available. Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!" |
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Stella is the phooking daddy!
stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer. Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night
Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate? |
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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot. Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok Many beers later.... Soccer player- You're hot. Me- Yeah you too.... Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car. Me- Thank you Stella Artois. So smoooth. |
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A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him. " call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
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