a steiny is a dick with balls the size of tennis balls. There is no immediate cure for steiny but we are workin on one. If you do have steiny, fk as many girls as u can because the chicks dig it.
An incredible tool of a person; a douchebag. One who is not funny in any way and resorts to making fun in order to cover up their lack of self-confidence.
Person A: Wow that guy is not cool.
Person B: Ya hes a straight up fool.
Person C: I know, what a Steiny.