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Abbrev.--Stego
Any and all beers Hey Dan, I'm going to the liqour store want me to pick up some stegos?
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A lewd act in which, while a man is having vaginal sex with a woman from behind (doggy-style), he inserts the wrong end of a spiked dildo into her anus, so that it sticks up like the tail of the dinosaur from whom it takes its name. I hear Sam gave Kate a Stegosaurus.
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A level of inebriation that induces uncontrollable herbivorism; driving you to consume the first plant you see. Additional consumption of alcohol past this point may move the drunk individual into a pica state, where they will consume inorganic substances such as dirt and coins. He was so wasted he went stegosaurus on the garden. Gave those plants the fixins.
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A kilsyth slang word for someone who has lots romantic relationships in a short period of time, usually referring to a girl. It originally was used say that the person in question is like the dinosaur, but no one really remembers how it relates to the prehistoric monster. Christie is such a stegosaurus, that's her third relationship this year.
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-MAN ONLY MOVE- A "stegosaurus" is a type of dick move, much like the batwing or the brain. To successfully do the stegosaurus, you must hair gel your pubic hairs into a mohawk. After drying, lie on your back (fully naked), and get a full on erection. In this postiion, with the mohawked pubes and boner in an upside-down postion, your cock+balls will look like a roughly detailed dinosaur Jimmy wanted to show his friends the stegosaurus, but he didn't have any hair gel.
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The box that contains traffic lights, because of the resemblance of the shields for each traffic light to the plates on a stegosaurus' spine. If you're in a hurry, use the highway, 'cos you'll have a stegosaurus at every block if you're using the local streets!
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