A huge dinosaur that inhabits the upstate New York region. This animal is characterized by awkward movement, strange twitching of the extremities, and an ususually large cranium; often seen moving his lips in an erratic manner for no apparent reasons and sweats in locations thought impossible to sweat from before his time. Has a tendency for the same gender
Guy 1:"Man, your such a steg"
Guy 2: "No I'm not, I actually have some rhythm and I like chicks, dude"
A steg is well known Glaswegian slang for a person who is particularly well endowed. Usually arises after 5 a sides football, during banter in the showers. The ongoing assumption is that black football players tend to be "stegs". Origin is unknown, perhaps an alcohol-fueled pronunciation of stag.
Alright, fuckin steg ya mad cunt?! Christ you were wielding that shit like a chainsaw last night, almost took my eye out!