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A man with a very larg dick. He is a teen distortion, survived abortion, and a successful rebel from the waist down. They tend to be German and fit the perfect Aryan race.
Ah look at that hotty over there! He is such a Steffen.
by Darth Vater January 13, 2007
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A person who gets girls all the time, great friend, very athletic,sexy
dude my best friend is such a steffen
by Desaun Stevenson January 07, 2012
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Steffen means to fuck a girl so hard blood starts to flow out of her mouth.
Oh, Man I should not have done that she steffened
by reto berra January 21, 2008
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An over religous homosexual who's life is consumed by the sport of football. Also one who likes boys and young men.
Look at that poor Steffen over there, it must suck sitting on the bench the entire football season, beacuse you plagerized your senior paper.
by fidell March 18, 2008
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an obese monster that is overly obsessed with batman, alabama, and call of duty.
Japanese people, "GODZILLA!" NO, WORSE STEFFEN!
by philosopher of fat people February 15, 2012
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Steffen is an complete unsocial awkard "thing" to be around.
He goes to a rich white boy school, and loves being a nerd.
Bad skills with ladies in general. THINKS he can dance... but usually shouldn't bring up this subject cause he tends to dance randomly in public.
hey nerd come over here, and stop being such a steffen.
nah aint got the ladies.. just been a steffen recently.
guy1 "hey can you help me with my homework?"
guy2 "man why cant you be more like steffen?!"

"stop dancing around like steffen"
just stop being a steffen and ask her out already"
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To make a simple mistake on a master copy of something, thereby screwing up every subsequent edition. Every fruit of the poisonous Steffen tree has to be gone through line by line to ensure that the mistake is corrected.

Other renditions of Steffen include: steffening, steffened (past), steffen up 2: the SKUs, the steffenation, and steffen 2: electric boogaloo.
Aw, shit. I have to go correct a metric fuckton of work because I steffened the original copy.
by funstar August 31, 2010
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