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A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.

Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
by Jethro Tull January 29, 2006
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A man who is often percieved as gay due to his unusual hairstlyes, opinons regarding body hair and fashion sense. Stefans very rarely know what they want out of life and therefore tend to exude an air of confusion and bewilderment. Fortunately, Stefans tend to be very attractive. This attractiveness will however diminish as one learns more about a Stefans character. Good for a one night stand, but not much else.
That man would be really sexy if he didn't look so confused and homo.
Yeah, must be a Stefan.
by PurpleRhino123 January 18, 2011
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The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet.
"Shut the fuck up Stefan!"

"Stefan, you're about to enter a world of pain!"
by Skeeve Catcher October 10, 2011
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the worst fucking gay wad you will ever meet on the face of this damn planet. He looks gay due to his gay hairstyle. he usally looks like justin bieber but gay. and sometimes he will be tan. he gives you the finger, right in the middle of class. and then he tells you he hates you. he talks more than the average girl. and he has noooo talents. he is also referred to as a girl

but, some stefans that arnt gay are rare. if you meet one.

charish it.
guy one:hey who the FUCK IS THAT KID?

guy two: oh thats that gay kid.

girl:oh his name is stefan that must be why
by TANKEDyouzeee October 12, 2011
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Stefan is code for queer being. The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet. Stefans are total momma's boys and tend to cry after they have sex. Stefan's are total tools and often lack length on their own tool. Stefan's have weird hair, are fat, and have ugly faces. Stefan is short for Stefanie, enough said!
Boy: My girls having a boy!!! What should we name him?

Boy: IDK man just don't name him STEFAN!!! Stefan's are tools.
by November 22, 2011
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any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail.
guy 1: OMG, that little rodent just ate my cheese!
guy 2: It's okay! It's stefan!
by kwameromeo#niguhhlove August 05, 2011
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A Man some may call him, though it is in fact a construded truth. Stefan descended up from the fiery depths of hell wearing an epic pair of leather pants with his knob hanging out.... yes the whole 12 inches. Then the darkened skies were lit up with the crack of thunder, like the crack of the whip used to Pump his own mother....because Incest is okay in hell.

Anyway, Stefan killed Asian folk and jungle men, fucked the shit out of dirty Jap girls and wanked off on the face of Miley Cyrus after pummelling her fudd hole like a fucking train on smack.

Stefan was a living GOD.
OMFG, Miley Cyrus looks like she's just been pummeled. Stefan must be nearby.
by Stefmiester January 28, 2009
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