A particularly effemenenate man who claims to be heterosexual. Usually spends an enourmous amount of time and money on his appearence and is prone to having hissy fits if he is not noticed or if someone is wearing the same outfit. Follows every fashion fad going and doesn't like to play any sports in case he hurts himself or damages his appearance.
Hay mate, where have you been? I've been waiting an hour!
I've been straightening my hair and applying fake tan
For fucks sake Dave, you're such a steepopey!