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Anything u may use to protect one's self from STDs. Preferably a condom.
"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."
by Loki2316 October 25, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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