A guy which picks girls whom he knows will never talk to each other.
One whos backseat is his love machine, and enjoys spending quality time at Wal Mart.
One who shows no respect, breaks your heart, and considers you worthless if your initials aren't AK + or - an X.
"did you just see that guys package?!?"
"yup..hes a stearnsmeister"
"lets go to walmart"
"wow youre such a stearnsmeister"
"one is not a stearnsmeister unless one brings unthought of sexual satisfaction"
"wheres your man?"
"oh hes stearnsmeisting at the gym"
"i dont think so hunny, check (insert name of incrediblely good looking Albanian girl with nice jugs here)'s house"
"i love stearnsmeister"
"NO I DO"
"who the heck are you??"
"ugh, stearnsmeister's girlfriend"
"NO, i am stearnsmeister's girlfriend. ok? you dont even know him"
"i bet you he was just at walmart with me 10 minutes ago. you weirdo who wishes you're still going out with him"
"one is a stearnsmeister if one is everybody's baby daddy"