A heaping helping of fast food, purchased or stolen from KFC, the popular fast food franchise.

Requirements are as follows...

-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery

-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items

-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over

To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.