Requirements are as follows...
-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery
-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items
-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over
To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.