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is meant to make u kill urself
Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling
by kyle March 03, 2004
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An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.
Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.
by Terrazine November 16, 2011
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An online gaming store created by Valve as a way to make money off of games, people worked hard on, just so they can make a profit because THEY'RE TOO DAMN LAZY TO MAKE HALF-LIFE 3 OR A NEW PORTAL GAME! Way to go Gabe Newell, suck up all the profits from the hard work indie developers go through only to find out all the cash goes to Newell buying more Big Macs to sustain his life-support.
Gabe Newell:"Suddenly I lost my ability to make new games."
Valve Employee: "Dude, let's be like EA and make a store called Steam, where we trick game developers to making games on the store, where they believe they would get the majority of the profit, but in reality, we take all the cash and buy another McDonalds for you."
Gabe Newell: "That's a shit-tastic idea!"
by AnonymousDictionarist February 01, 2016
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Steam has two definitions.
1: Common, non-scientific name for water vapour.
2: An online games store renowned for it's frequent sales and deals.
Definition One
Inventor: "I've had an idea, I will use steam to power trains!"
Guy: "Dude, that's so 18th Century."
Definition two:
Guy: "Steam summer sale is here! Woo!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but, I would also like to eat."
by Sulphuric_Glue December 13, 2014
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STEAM

A very buggy program that was a good idea, but can really piss off players sometimes.

However if players had a choice between WON and STEAM, most would choose STEAM any day of the week.
Billy: Damm it STEAM is taking SO long to upload screw it I'm going to play CS 1.5 instead.
(Billy Accidentally deletes files he needed to play the game)

Billy:Uh... Please tell me there's a way to get those files back.

STEAM user: Nope, you going to log back in to your STEAM account?

Billy: Yeah
by loonaticfan September 07, 2007
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A Singapore localized word used to convey a feeling of adrenalin-charged excitement. On a literal sense, it means to have an erection. Can be used as a verb or adjective. Often paired with "man" (see example).
Playing Dead Space 2 will really make you steam, man!
by randomstreet March 03, 2011
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Steam was a slang word for beer that was made using non-traditional or improvised brewing methods, see MacGyver, along the western coast of the United States during the 19th century. It has recently begun a climb back into the popular slang of the modern day American lexicon.
19th Century
Robert: I say old chap, I am quite parched and in need of refreshment!

Charles: Off to the bar then so that we might obtain some STEAM and proceed to become piss drunk.

Together: Tally Ho!

Modern Day
Bob: Hey dude, lets go get drunk tonight.

Chuck: Ok, I know a great bar where we can get some STEAM.

Together: Hells Ya!
by Spitfire Red April 29, 2006
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