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Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).
Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
by Staska June 09, 2009