2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!
1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...
To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"
2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"