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4. Stead
A place where someone who is not you lives.
Leave his stead! It's not yours!
by T-Jayzel Apr 14, 2005 add a video
1. Stead
Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
2. STEAD
a word to replace legend

he is STEAD
3. Stead
Short-form for "Going Steady" - Dating, or refering to BF/GF
Q: Do you have a stead?
A: Yes, My stead is XYZ.
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