Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"