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2. Status Bomb
Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.
Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?
1. Status Bomb
A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.
User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.
3. Status Bomb
When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
4. status bomb
similar to a "troll" in the blogging world, it is when someone likes to comment on each facebook status with a usually sexual comment towards the status poster.
what's on your mind?
Todd : can't wait for tonight

Colin : I can't wait to sex you up either babe ;)
3 minutes ago

Todd : Nice status bomb colin :D ><
4 minutes ago ·
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