Top Definition
The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.
"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."

This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
by Dr.GarbanzoBeanIII July 04, 2011

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