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When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.
Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.
by Celina Jade February 06, 2009

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