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An underground term used by Southern farmers in the US to describe an eggplant. Starlett eggplants tend to be deformed and abnormally heavy due to their fat and pessimistic natures. It is best to just throw them away.
"Well, hot dog! This here eggplant weighs a ton!"

"That ain't no eggplant, Joe! It's a dang gum Starlett!"
by INDIE BARF :) August 10, 2008

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