(aka The Long Haired Sucker, Sir Lollipop Man) Official representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principle. Cosmic John the Bop-tist, arch- recording angel heralding the arrival of Dr. Funkenstein.
A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.
My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.