See "converse"..AKA, It became really corporate, really fast. It seems like any movie set in modern age has a Starbucks somewhere...BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!! Just an example <not an inside joke, just trying to prove a point, plz publish>, There is a Target in my town that has a Starbucks in it somewhere, and then, I measured, exactly 300 yards away was another Starbucks, one of those drive-through types. Seriously, have Americans become so lazy that they can't walk a few <American> Football fields? Come on. Anyway, they serve coffee, and stuff I can't even pronounce.
<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> THAT one. Dude, we were already in it.
<Jorge> I know.
//They get drinks, and exit through the back door.//

<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> Here we are.
<Jorge> //coffee in hand// YAYZORZ MORE COFFEE!
by Sw0rdPh1sh July 02, 2006
A High-end coffee shop. High prices and crappy coffee... don't ever expect to finda a regular coffee there its impossible.
Cahier: "Welcome to Starbucks how may i serve you?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
by Shane W March 21, 2006
A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go

2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is

3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters

1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
by The Conqueror February 29, 2008
A barista shoppe that advertises a shot of espresso added to cups and cups of milk smothered in whipped cream and (insert flavor here) sauce as a legitimate coffee beverage. Calling yourself a coffee nerd while drinking Starbucks is the equivalent of calling yourself a beer nerd while drinking Budweiser. For some reason, this shop has been demonized by the alternative culture for being "corporate" and yet I see these same kinds of people ordering venti iced Caramel Macchiatos for themselves and their mothers the very next day.
Alt dude: Don't go to Starbucks! Starbucks is part of "the man's" attempt to enslave mankind!
Me: Alright...

((((the next day))))
Alt dude: I'd like a venti double shot raspberry green tea coffee with whipped cream. Oh, and lemme get one of those strange chocolate brownies over there!
Starbucks clerk: That'll be $13.94.
Me: CAUGHT YA!
by Treima May 08, 2006
A coffee store that is located on every block.
Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!
by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004
a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"
by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 26, 2008

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