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71.
1. The place that made buying $4 coffee more important than paying your rent.

2. A coffee shop that is located in every mall, street corner, and bathroom (and some houses) in America and other countries. Soon to take over the world.

3. A place where no one understands you when you say "Can I just have a medium coffee?"

4. The language of Corporate America.
Random dude: Hey, I'd like to buy this shirt.
Employee: Well, hurry up. This place is going to be a Starbucks in 5 seconds.

Corporate American: I would like a venti half-caf mint-mocha Frap with a double-shot of Fall Blend, no foam.
Barista: That will be $5.38
Corporate American: Eh, less expensive than gas!

Some celeb: Yo, yo , yo homiez. Welcome to my crib. I'd like to show you where the magic happens! THIS is my Starbucks room.
 
72.
A quiet wonderful coffee shop found on every corner of every street in every suburban town.
Im going to starbuck... (walks to the nearest street corner)
by fancythat March 20, 2005
 
73.
A coffee place that will charge you $10 for a fucking cup of coffee. And they're not fooling me! I know that a large is a small. Dumb homos.
They spoke out against the war because they think they're cool. THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL
Starbuck's? Fuck Starbuck's! DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE RULA!
by BiggyJee December 30, 2004
 
74.
extremely corporate coffee franchise that is literally on every corner of every block of every major U.S. city. Hipsters and indie types flock there to discuss their meaningless lives and recite poetry.
Hipster 1: Let's go to a coffee shop and read some poetry, but not Starbucks. It's sooo corporate...
Hipster 2: yea. Where should we go?
Hipster 1: Ummm...How about Starbucks?
Hipster 2: Sounds good!
by Mdub87 April 16, 2006
 
75.
Place where middle-class white people likes to hang out.
Those crackas are always at that Starbucks.
by e*trade March 28, 2003
 
76.
The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.
After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.
by Punchline67 April 22, 2006
 
77.
See "converse"..AKA, It became really corporate, really fast. It seems like any movie set in modern age has a Starbucks somewhere...BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!! Just an example <not an inside joke, just trying to prove a point, plz publish>, There is a Target in my town that has a Starbucks in it somewhere, and then, I measured, exactly 300 yards away was another Starbucks, one of those drive-through types. Seriously, have Americans become so lazy that they can't walk a few <American> Football fields? Come on. Anyway, they serve coffee, and stuff I can't even pronounce.
<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> THAT one. Dude, we were already in it.
<Jorge> I know.
//They get drinks, and exit through the back door.//

<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> Here we are.
<Jorge> //coffee in hand// YAYZORZ MORE COFFEE!
by Sw0rdPh1sh July 02, 2006