The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping.
Starbucks Ninja was the John F Kennedy's assassination.
by Niclykoz May 12, 2008
That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.
That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!
by Ranger Mike March 31, 2009