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Usually in the form of a woman or a severe heomosexual, that insists on waking up in the morning throwing on a pair of dirty sweatpants and UGG boots, throwing on there Northface jacket, putting there hair in a ponytail, but pulling strands of hair out to represent that they had a rough night. As you see them they are always accompanied with a Starbucks Coffee and are bitching extremely louding about how rough of a night they had. Although everyone kows she only does it for attention because she is an attention whore
I Cannot fucking stand that stupid starbuck bitch.
by Eric Crenshaw November 17, 2009