In southern states, a lesbian. In northern states and other parts of the world, a drunk asshole.
Christopher: Look at that stappo, she can't even walk she's so drunk
Willie: Mane she aint no lebeshian
usually found residing around yorkshire, the stappo is a strange little creature that has freak-like qualities and may encourage laughter among others. if you see a stappo, approach with extreme caution as it may have highly contagious diseases or may be intoxicated with severe amounts of alcoholic beverages or narcotics.
eh up stappo! ya bin downt pit? whaddya mean they closed pit?