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7.
Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!
Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...
by Lulu85 January 25, 2012
 
8.
Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 03, 2004
 
9.
The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
Are you going to the market in Stanley today?

No thanks, I don't need any charity clothes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 05, 2009
 
10.
1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.
by Tessalinne August 31, 2010
 
11.
Name given by a man referring to his penis. From The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Diceman referrs to his unit as 'Stanley, you know, like the power drill'
Guess who's coming over for a visit tonight?

Who?

Stanley.
by Bill Adama June 27, 2010
 
12.
From the old english meaning: Walks Bare Foot threw the stone garden

Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.
Hey Stanley are those pierogies done yet?
by lordolaf February 04, 2010
 
13.
Only the Coolest Fucking house... EVER...
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

(on the Lawrenceville Campus)
1:Boy 1: Hey what house is that?
Boy 2: Oh that's Stanley.
Boy 3: Yeah, its the coolest fucking house ever.
2: Shouse is the wellknown battle cry of Stanley.
by pootybooty May 29, 2005
 
14.
The tornado in Super Smash Bros. on the Nintendo 64 that sucks you up and throws you in the Hyrule Castle level.
Freakin Stanley sucked me up again...there goes another life....

by Vitamin_Kid February 26, 2009