"Stanhopeing the drain", or "to Stanhope the drain," is to use one's arm to direct the stream of water from the shower to wash away any remnants of coagulated semen from shower masturbation.
Created by stand up comedian Doug Stanhope.
Created by stand up comedian Doug Stanhope.
by HanShotFirst June 17, 2014
1. (Informal) To rinse a waste product down a drain by diverting a stream of water with a body part.
2. (Formal) To rinse male ejaculate down a shower drain by diverting the shower stream from the shoulder and down the arm to create a stream that can be aimed with the hand.
2. (Formal) To rinse male ejaculate down a shower drain by diverting the shower stream from the shoulder and down the arm to create a stream that can be aimed with the hand.
I hate my sink. I always have to stanhope stuff into the garbage disposal.
I wear sandals in case the last guy didn't stanhope the shower.
I wear sandals in case the last guy didn't stanhope the shower.
by Gurusmurf December 26, 2016
The act of placing your arm under the shower head to create a concentrated stream of water most often used to blast coagulated jizz down the shower drain.
The Stanhope is effective for 20+ male shower jerk off sessions.
The Stanhope is effective for 20+ male shower jerk off sessions.
My jizz was stuck all over the shower floor. I wasn't going to step in that shit, so I used The Stanhope and blasted that shit down the drain.
by spuds927 November 14, 2013
Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.
Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.
Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.
Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.
Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.
Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.
Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.
Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"
"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"
-doug stanhope
"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"
-doug stanhope
by Wilkov October 6, 2006
Funny motherfucker who i agree with on most things.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.
Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.
Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.
'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.
Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.
Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.
'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.
Bloke 1: Man, i oughtta punch you for what you said to my mom.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.
by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
The most fucking disgusting person I've ever heard. Holds absolutely nothing sacred, at all. Jokes include getting an abortion just to see what it's like to kill a baby, getting a blowjob from a retarded townhouse baby, Sarah Palin having two retarded kids (down syndrome and joining the military), etc. Royally pisses off prissy people with a stick up their ass who think life is serious enough to become offended by a shock comedian. What every human on the planet should aspire to be in ways, not so much in others but he admits it and that just adds to his being likable.
Did you know Doug Stanhope got granulomas after his vasectomy? No? Well then go listen to the bit on it.
by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 7, 2010
A Secondary School in Deptford that is full of absolute twats. Dont even get me started on the Year 7s.
A term used in Addey and Stanhope is the 'Addeys Way' this means to make life harder for yourself for no fucking reason. (You are either gay or homophobic in this school, no inbetween whatsoever.)
A term used in Addey and Stanhope is the 'Addeys Way' this means to make life harder for yourself for no fucking reason. (You are either gay or homophobic in this school, no inbetween whatsoever.)
by Its_KrystalXD November 24, 2021